respect is never freely given.
the sousaphone is freaking heavy.
when life is good, don't ask questions.
everything good must come to an end. everything bad must come to an end. everything ends. the only thing you can count on is the metronome.
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN